I realize everybody wants what they don’t have. But at the end
of the day, what you have inside is much more beautiful than
what’s on the outside
(Source: lightened, via monkeymcguiness)
| me trying to tell a story: | so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know |
| mom : | did you eat all the donuts |
| me : | no |
| mom : | why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants |
| me : | thats cocaine |
why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day
(via monkeymcguiness)
do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself
(Source: freshfusion, via monkeymcguiness)
things my grandchildren are going to hear me say
- yo
- lil nigga
- chicken nugger
- swiggity swag what’s in the bag
- bitch i might be
- holla holla get dolla
- swaggy
- bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
- ding dong that is wrong
things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say
- yo
- lil nigga
- chicken nugger
- swiggity swag what’s in the bag
- bitch i might be
- holla holla get dolla
- swaggy
- bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
- ding dong that is wrong
(via monkeymcguiness)
“It was like I woke up when she came in. She was the last person to screen-test, and I was so bored of it by then that I was mucking about — I’d been pretending I was Tom Hanks or Seth Rogen. And then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side.” Andrew Garfield
(Source: mystic-dobrev, via clarissafrayes)
